Apr 24, 2014
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who wore it best?

(via icurlyfries)

Apr 24, 2014
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I forgot how to read so I could learn “cut”

Apr 24, 2014
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how does public slut shaming get so popular with people?

Apr 24, 2014
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I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

(Source: orangeyouellis, via violagray)

Apr 23, 2014
177 notes

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Apr 23, 2014
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bruno mars sucks at music videos

Apr 23, 2014
3 notes
Anonymous asked: what's your favorite color?


Apr 23, 2014
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Anonymous asked: why did your last relationship end? why are you in another one so soon?

I ordered a baby on Craigslist for us, and then it turned out it was her that was selling a baby. Also, I was only 35 then.

I know, I know. It’s been a whole eon! Scandalous!

Why am I suddenly getting so many anons? And why are they about my personal life?

Apr 23, 2014
20 notes


The Crystal Method ft. The Heavy - Play For Real (Dirtyphonics Remix)

You gotta be crazy as fuck if you wanna play for real.


Apr 23, 2014
13 notes


The Crystal Method, Emulator

Goddamn. Just goddamn.

One of the best Crystal Method songs, and definitely one of the best EDM songs released this year.

Apr 23, 2014
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All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 


how can you die WHEN YOU’RE DEAD?

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Apr 23, 2014
737,315 notes

Dude with the orange pants tho

where was this at coachella, man


Dude with the orange pants tho

where was this at coachella, man

(Source: perksofbeingcassie, via hipsterindenile)

Apr 23, 2014
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Apr 23, 2014
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Apr 22, 2014
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I can just imagine someone thinking that they can rap to this… I got all my bitches/ cruisin’ up in this lowrider/ [grunt] they call me foghat in bed/ cuz I like to slow-ride her

(Source: reina / ETDBEATS, via teaviathan)

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